Steamed Hams With Jenny And Brad (Pilot Edition!)

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Transcript
(Doorbell)

Brad: Well Jenny I Made It... Despite Your Directions.

Jenny: Ah Brad Welcome! I Hope You're Prepared For Unforgettable Lucheon!

Brad: Yeah.

(Brad Sitting A Chair And Jenny See A Smoke)

Jenny: Oh Egads! My Roast Is Ruined!... But What If... I Were To Purchase Fast Food And Disguise It As My Own Cooking? Ho(X5) Delightfully Devilish Jenny!

(Jenny Opens The Window And Brad See To Outside?)

Brad: Ah-

(Playing Music)

Brad: JEEEEENNNNNNNNYYYYYYY!

Jenny: Brad I Was Just Erm- Just Stretching My Calves On The Windowsill. Isometric Exercise! Care To Joine Me?

Brad: Why Is There Smoke Coming Out Of Your Oven Jenny?

Jenny: Ah Oh! That Isn't Smoke. It's Steam. Steam From The Steamed Clams We're Having. Mmmm! Steam Clams!

(Brad Back To The Living Room)

Jenny: (Relieved Sigh)

(Jenny Outside And Run The Restaurant)

Jenny: Brad I Hope You're Ready For Mouthwatering Hamburgers!

Brad: I Tought We Were Having Steamed Clams?

Jenny: Oh No I Said "Steamed HAMS"! That's What I Called Hamburgers

Brad: You Call Hamburgers " Steamed Hams"?

Jenny: Yes It's A Regional Dialect

Brad: Uh-Huh What Region?

Jenny: Uhh-Upstate New York?

Brad: Really Well I'm From Utica And I've Never Heard Anyone Use The Phrase Steamed Hams

Jenny: Oh Not In Utica No It's An Albany Expression.

Brad: I See.

(Brad And Jenny Eating)

Brad: You Know These Hamburgers Are Quite Similar To The One They Have At Krusty Burger

Jenny: Ho(X4) No Patented Jennyburgers. Oooold Family Recipe

Brad: ...For Steamed Hams?

Jenny: Yes!

Brad: Yes And You Call Them Steamed Hams Despite The Fact They're Odviously Grilled

Jenny: Ye... You Know... One Thing I... Scuse Me For One Second

Brad: Of Course.

Jenny: (Yawns Theatrically) Well That Was Wonderful! Good Times Had By All I'm Pooped!

Brad: Yes I Should Be- GOOD LORD What Is Happening In There?!

Jenny: Aurora Borealis

Brad: Ah- Aurora Borealis?! At This Time Of Year... At This Time Of Day... In This Part Of The Country... Localized Entirely Within Your Kitchen?

Jenny: Yes

Brad: May See It?

Jenny: No

(Jenny And Brad Going Outside)

Nora: XJ9 The House Is On Fire!

Jenny: No Mom It's Just The Northern Lights.

Brad: Well Jenny You Are An Odd Fellow But I Must Say... ...You Steam A Good Ham.

Nora: HEEEELLLLP!. HEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPP!